Schiff Calls on DOJ to Investigate Trump Lawyers for ‘Suborning Perjury’
Democrat Representative Adam Schiff has been a stubborn rock in America’s shoe for the last six years, and he continues to dig into our heel. On Thursday, pencil-neck appeared on MSNBC’s “All In” and called on the Department of Justice to be looking “long and hard” at former President Donald Trump’s lawyers and aides. He believes […]
Report: Senate Votes to Pass $1.7T Omnibus Package
On Thursday, the United States Senate voted to pass the $1.7 trillion omnibus package, which will fund the government through September as well as provide another $45 billion in aid to Ukraine and another $38 billion for emergency disaster assistance. The legislation passed 68-29. The House is expected to pick the bill up and vote on […]
Biden Excludes Christ from Christmas Address, Didn’t Mention ‘Jesus’ Once
On Thursday, President Joe Biden delivered a Christmas address at the White House, but left out the most important part: Christ! He did not mention “Jesus” or “Christ” one single time during his speech. This man claims to be a “devout Catholic” but can’t even mutter our savior’s name during the holiday that we celebrate […]
Sen. Mike Lee Predicts GOP ‘Will Self-Destruct as a Party’ After Supporting Omnibus
On Thursday, Senator Mike Lee appeared on Fox Business Network’s “Kudlow” and blasted Republicans who supported the monstrous omnibus spending bill. He said that support for such legislation “should never happen” again. FNC’s Larry Kudlow said, “Senator Lee, just the last point here. I think Sen. Rand Paul put his finger on it. He was […]
Sen. Manchin Admits It’s ‘Hard’ to Justify Omnibus – But ‘Happy’ About the Earmarks
On Wednesday, Senator Joe Manchin appeared on West Virginia MetroNews’ “Talkline with Hoppy Kercheval,” and admitted that it is difficult to justify voting for the omnibus spending package. However, he added, he is happy with the $225 million in earmarks that West Virginia was able to get under the bill. Host Hoppy Kercheval said, “Congress is […]
Gaetz, Boebert Not Amused by Zelensky Congress Address
On Wednesday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky addressed Congress, and somehow convinced them that the $45 billion in aid reserved for Ukraine in the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill is “not enough.” “We are not in an easy situation. The enemy is increasing its army. Our people are braver and need more powerful weapons,” Zelensky said about the war […]
Sen. Graham Urges Russians to ‘Take Putin Out’
On Wednesday, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham appeared on Fox News Channel’s “America Reports” and seemingly called for a coup and an overthrow of the government by the people. He was talking to the people of another country though. He begged Russians to take out President Vladimir Putin to end the war in Ukraine. FNC host […]
Sen. Murphy on Omnibus: Most ‘Big Emergency Funds’ Going Overseas
On Tuesday, Democrat Senator Chris Murphy appeared on CNN’s “CNN Newsroom” with co-host Jim Sciutto and defended the Omnibus spending bill. He declared that while it does have “some big emergency numbers” that people shouldn’t panic because “much of” those large emergency funds are going overseas. Therefore he does not expect the bill to cause “any […]
Don Lemon Says ‘Nothing Fake About CNN’ with Straight Face
On Monday, CNN host Don Lemon declared that the network shares legitimate news, and that there is “nothing fake” about it. The best part is that is he kept a straight face while saying it! I applaud his impeccable acting skills as he defends a network literally nicknamed the “fake news network.” Filmmaker Andrew Callaghan […]
Disney World’s Splash Mountain Set to Close for ‘Promoting Racism’
Disney has recently confirmed that Splash Mountain at Walt Disney World will be coming on January 23 due to promoting “racial stereotypes.” The 33-year-old ride will allegedly “undergo a transformation” and reopen later in 2024 under the new name of “Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.” How could a ride possibly be racist?? The ride, which opened in […]