BIDEN: ‘Biden’s Being a Pup, a Puck, a Cuppa, Biden’s Being an Extremist’

Viewers unable to discern meaning of Biden’s mumbled ramblings.
Democrats, Fact Checkers Insist Paul Pelosi is NOT Gay

Paul Pelosi is definitely not gay, fact checkers and Democrats insist.
Police: Biden’s Non-Binary Nuke Expert Stole Woman’s Suitcase, Then Used It For A Month

Police say the biological male stole a woman’s suitcase – including her clothing – then used it as his own luggage
VIDEO: Christian MAGA Rapper Bryson Gray Burns Balenciaga Shoes Amid Pedophilia Scandal

“Threw away Nike, and now I burn Balenciaga”
TikTok Featuring Valiant News Reporting Goes Viral Amid Balenciaga Controversy

Valiant News reporting on Balenciaga’s controversial ad campaign is taking the internet by storm.
Trump Declares ‘You Can Never Have Free & Fair Elections With Mail-In Ballots’

“REMEMBER, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE FAIR & FREE ELECTIONS WITH MAIL-IN BALLOTS – NEVER, NEVER, NEVER. WON’T AND CAN’T HAPPEN!!!”
Karine Jean-Pierre Repeatedly Mispronounces Nobel Prize As ‘Noble Prize’

No one corrected Jean-Pierre’s repeated mispronunciation of a word everyone is familar with.
Kinzinger Melts Down Over Elon’s Cartoon Frog Post, Misspells ‘Anti Semetism’ In Bizarre Tweet

Kinzinger meltdown over “anti semetic” cartoon frog provokes mass ridicule.
San Francisco Police Want To Create Killer Robots For ‘Ground Support’

San Francisco police want to arm robots with a device capable of firing shotgun shells and use it to assist officers on the ground
KJP: White House ‘Keeping an Eye’ On Elon Musk’s Twitter

Karine Jean-Pierre says the U.S. government is “monitoring” Elon Musk’s Twitter.